I don’t think Florida’s even a real place anymore.
im from Florida and i can assure you it isn’t, im wearing fucking shorts today
Different densities of liquids
a must reblog for the scientific community
it took me a solid minute to figure out what the hell they meant by die
we did this in 8th grade, kept the thing in the back of the room for the whole year, and it was really moldy…
I was like “Sherlock Holmes”? Are we not saying that right?
How is it supposed to be said….
They’re probably talking about Barflesnarp Crumpleface…
Oh, you mean Buttermilk Snugglesnatch?
when you overhear your name in a conversation
get a load of THIS hornses ass
You are freaking adorable. :D