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tarotdactylskittles:

spooky2pope:

karkats-left-eyeball:

spooky2pope:

what do you call a drunk basketball player

a slaM DRUNK

you know what fuck you i was gonna say tequille o’neal but no you had to blow my punchline out of the water i cant even win a fucking coin flip let alone my own text posts i hate this website i am logging off goodbye jack let go and drown you poor-ass frozen peice of shIT

srsfunny:

Every Place Should Have This Optionhttp://srsfunny.tumblr.com/

srsfunny:

Every Place Should Have This Option
http://srsfunny.tumblr.com/

Pretty sure they won’t arrest you for that. They’d just makr you pay for it. But yeah.

Pretty sure they won’t arrest you for that. They’d just makr you pay for it. But yeah.

stilesstilinskie:

The Simpsons Movie (2007)

recoveringhipster:

So stoked about the Hobby Lobby ruling today. Officially going to incorporate myself so I can get a religious exemption for my student loans debt they violate my deeply held religious conviction that all debts are supposed to be forgiven every seven years, as per the book of Deuteronomy.

ringostarring:

ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us

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well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws

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what did you say, punk?

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bIG

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MEATY

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CLAWS

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WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES

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BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON

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no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF

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OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS GONNA PREACH TO US

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sublim-ature:

Emerald Lakes, British ColumbiaSource

sublim-ature:

Emerald Lakes, British Columbia
Source

justmyfavthings:

My personal blog - Life blog (lifehack, interesting and funny things, and much more creativity)